Hook Me Up...

Yesterday all of my man's fine brothers came to my place. They are planning a party for their parents. All of them are made from the same DNA. All fine. All gorgeous. It just makes no sense for ALL of them to look like that! Their parents' should have started an assembly line...Talk about a billion dollar business...Whew!

Diva is coordinating the big bash, so he was right there with me. His friend, Nina was there to help. They were both looking in amazement. He was thinking the same thing I was thinking. He called Softspoken to come over to help( he's very creative), and to see what we saw. I couldn't help but laugh.

I must say, I got the best one out of the bunch, considering his attitude . But they are all FINE!

Nina was getting on my nerves. She went bananas over one of his brothers. We'll call him Goldie(LOL) cause he is defiantly a MACK... He has short cropped curly brown hair with natural golden blond highlights, golden skin and eyes, and the cutest dimples. He's a cutie. But his mannerism is what makes him so cute to me. He doesn't talk much, he just smiles all the time.But don't sleep on him becasue he is a mess...

She oogled over him for a couple of hours, and then they left to go shoot pool at my man's place. Why did she wait until they were gone before she started bugging me about hooking her up with Goldie? I told her she should have hooked herself up. I don't play the match-maker game. Besides if HE was interested, he would have said something to HER. She wouldn't have to chase after HIM. She got mad when I said it, but the truth shall set you free!

I have seen the boy in action. He leaves 'em sprung! She was already sprung, and all he did was smile and make small talk with her.

I was heading to my man's place after I straightened up my house and helped get the last of the party details in order. Why did she ask if she could tag along? If you notice, most of my friends are MALES. I don't have a lot of female friends and I like it that way. It's not that I don't like hanging with females, it just worked out that way! I am not trying to add a new friend to my list.

She was kind of upset because I really didn't want to take her with me, so I called my man up and asked what they were up to. He was bragging about puttin' a whuppin'' on his brothers. I told him that Nina wanted to come over with me and he said, "For what? Doesn't she know that you're spending the night? Didn't she ride with Diva?" I had actually forgotten that fact. I told him she wanted to talk to Goldie. I could hear him smiling through the phone. He said, "he got her too huh?" I said, "Yep, hook, line, and sinker." He said loud enough so all his brother could hear over the music, " The PM has got another one." They were all laughing. The PM is a name that they gave their brother years ago because when they ladies see him they go crazy. PM is the Panty Melter....They say he can make the ladies hot with just a smile...without ever saying a word. Goldie told me to bring her with me, and he'd drop her off at home.

She was happy as heck when I told her what he said. She just didn't know... On the way over there, I told her to be cool and don't let the good looks fool her. I was trying to coach the girl. I have been around the boys in rare form, and I know how they operate. Goldie doesn't commit to anything or anyone. I told her to not get her hopes up too high, and to see it for what it is... Hanging out and having a good time. Why didn't she listen to me?

When we got there, she played it cool for a good 20 minutes, and then they were in the other room kissing and doing some heavy petting. About 30 minutes later she and Goldie left...The brothers all looked at each other when Goldie was saying his goodbyes and as soon as they were out the door, they were falling all over the place laughing like crazy.

Goldie called my man this morning to tell him about the episode. My man just looked at me and shook his head and said, "Another one bites the dust..."

Nina called me a few minutes ago while she was getting ready for work to thank me for introducing her to Goldie. ( Why in the heck are these people calling my house this time of morning?) I told her not to get her hopes up, and don't be surprised if he didn't call. She had the nerve to get pissed off at me. Oh well. I tried to save her a lot of wasted nights, waiting by the phone for a call that would never come. She said that he told her that he really liked her, and would be calling her soon. But that's not what he told his brother...She'll just have to learn on her own...

She said that she really didn't want to have sex with him so soon but he wanted to, and she just couldn't help herself...I told her, she's a grown a** woman. If she didn't want to do it, she wouldn't have. Now she's in lust and he's gone on his merry way...Oh well, her decision, her problem...

Have you ever seen a person that will do anything to make another person (that they like) happy?

Have you ever seen a person so desperate to win over the affection of another that they sacrifice their own dignity only to fail at the task at hand?

What would you have done differently in the situation?