Who's the Real Queen?

Why was it 100 degrees yesterday? Why is it going to be that hot all week?

I spent most of my day inside where it was cool. My friends all came over yesterday evening to finalize all the last minute details of our trip. I ordered some food, mixed some drinks, and it was on! But you know it would not me ME if I didn't say that something didn't happen to put a damper on the evening.

My friend that I mentioned before(the one who has a live-in girlfriend, and a boy toy on the side), brought his male friend over with him. My house is one of the few places where they can be together without having to risk the chance of being caught by his lady friend. His friend is always complimenting on my sense of style. My house, my clothes, my hair...You get it. It's starting to make me feel a little creepy. I mean, I can take a good compliment as well as the next person, but I feel like he is over-doing it. He's cool and all, but I'm not adding him to my best friend list or anything. Well, during the course of the evening, he was a little upset that he will be missing the trip, and he let it show. Actually he acted a d*** fool. Let's just say by the end of the evening, I asked my friend to never bring him back to my house again. I was already a little nervous that his girl would someday find out, come in, and shoot us all. She looks like the type...I am doing well these days and I refuse to let anyone rain on my parade. I was trying to be a good friend but keep that crazy s*** out of my house!

From the experiences I have had in the last few months, I have one puzzling question that is hanging in the balance...

In your experiences, who do you think can cause more drama, a gay man or a straight woman? Who's the real queen? Who owns the rights to the drama throne?